Other chocolate spreads are available

Picture this, you are in a hotel room near the airport, it’s raining cats and dogs outside and you have the day off. Netflix and chill I hear you say, good plan, need some snacks and if I order room service I may have to remortgage the house. I was at the supermarket yesterday so…

Scheisse, I’ve broken the iron

There is an iron in Dortmund that works a little less efficiently after I used it, as the locals would say “scheisse”. Unlike some hotels I’ve stayed in, I don’t have to phone reception and ask for an iron and board only to be told they only have and iron not a board, although this…